Over and Done

Time has run out by itself, the act is over and done

Its no use in wailing, losing out on all the fun

Its time to realize the rising of the new sun

Look out... the change in them has also begun

The pain and the hurt they've triggered has to be forgotten

Its true... they have no ears to hear what is hidden

Don't keep it within and have yourself remain bitten

You know its not easy to enact as it is being written

Let bygones be bygones, it ain't as easy as being said

For this provocation, they had a platform already laid

It seems, the good spirits have all begun to fade

These emotions and expectations ain't from some blunt blade

There's nothing left to expect, having lost all self-respect

Look around... to only see them look upon you, with disrespect

They think... you're the one who has come to infect

On every word you spurt out, they begin to suspect

Have they forgotten that you still exist...

Or with the prayer for your end they still persist

Hoping that you be gone, like the cryptic cysts

You ain't got any value... just a ruin, is what they insist

Its out of question... to get back to being sane

The feeling of going afar has come with all this pain

Tribulations have taken a U turn, driving the mind insane

Efforts to have it over and done... have all gone in vain

The Johny

Invisible

The look in thy eyes... tells me that I'm Invisible
It gives rise to an emotional barrier, invincible
So confused... to go ahead, will I ever be able?
All dreams transform to nightmares... fear remains stable

The feeling is creeping in... You cannot see me
All hopes n expectations are on a breaking spree
Tribulations have grown... the mind ain't gonna be free
Nobody is gonna know the reason... why You cannot see

Is this a trick or a mirage... played by the mind
Or is it just the aftermath of deeds, I've left behind
The road ahead seems so very steeply inclined
It will forever be a mystery... who's the one being blind

It's true... there'll be a change once this is read
Most probably you might forget all that is being said
There could be a new aggravation, to be made
Hoping that... all this being written will surely fade

The Johny

Wishing YOU were here...

Wishing you were here... is all that I can do
Happiness is parting with me, along with it... are you?
Ain't know why I've been acting so dumb
Hoping n wishing for all good things to come

Times have been the best, when you were near
Everything becomes unclear when you're not here
It hurts as he heart is being pierced by a spear
Get no answer for the question... Where are you my dear?

Tears roll down the cheek... in times of your absence
Everything turns dark... missing your essence
Fear flows thro' the nerves, in a hurry
Showers of sadness come down in a flurry

Hours pass by... haven't heard your voice
Waiting for that heavenly tone... amidst the noise
Miss that care n touch, you once spread with a poise
Wishing you were here... would pay for it, any price

The Johny

The Feeling

The Feeling... there's something great about it

When it comes over, everything seems to perfectly fit

Once in a while... it comes alongside to sit

It truly brightens up your life's skit

Words remain inadequate to describe The Feeling

It cannot amount to the joy that it does bring

When it is around... the heart does happily sing

A song, on hearing which... all your troubles fling

The Feeling... it's as simple as life can get

You begin to forget all tribulations... once you've met

To give into it... you'd even put your life on a bet

It doesn't matter the things that you've to let

The Feeling... fills you with an exceptional expression

That's sure to leave an everlasting impression

It gives an assurance taht there's no place for repression

A passion with a truly vivacious repercussion

The Johny

8 November

Dreamer

There's this person that I know... he's just a dreamer

He's so confused, doesn't know his life is going dimmer

He's got so many expectations, going thinner and slimmer

But still there's in his eyes... that mystical shimmer

He keeps dreaming of dreams that might never come true

He's planning for a change that needs him to hide the blue

He wants to bring into his life... something totally new

One thing he very much dislikes... is bidding adieu

The dreamer... continues fighting his battles all alone

He's sort of a person... could be forever trouble-prone

He's got within, the feeling that his heart is made of stone

He's stuck in the middle... with a lonely tone

The Johny

Why is it so... ?

Sometimes, I just wonder... Why is it so?
Why do tears from the heart, as a stream down the cheek does flow?
Why do I have to live life and let troubles around, to grow?
Why do I have to reap weeds that others are planning to sow?

Why is it so... Why do I feel that you're trying to ignore me?
Is it something to do with the way that you see my cryptic spree?
Or is it that my self-centeredness has never let you be free?
Or is it that I've never let you live life the way you agree?

Why is it so... Why am I not able to express the feeling?
Why is it that I'm always incomplete in things I'm dealing?
Why is it that life seems now, so damn grueling?
Everything that I do and think seems so unappealing?

Why is it so... Why can't I hide within, all my emotions?
Why do I feel so frustrated without any possible invocations?
Why does anger boil my veins, with no provocations?
Why do I give into sadness without any convolutions?

Why is it so... Why am I unable to help happiness, spread?
Why do I always do deeds that others always dread?
Why is life being torn like clothe made from the weakest thread?
Why don't I understand others? Is there no place for my head?

The Johny

Engineering... ?@$%#

1. Some Basic definitions..

Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.
Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies for that title...
Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time..physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP
Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Vernac Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" )
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings. from the girls of course...).

2. The Truth about exams....

Timing...when ur non enginering GF/BF is free to enjoy while u slog with submisisons & exams
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...
KT : Makes you suicidal..the WAY of life...
Year Drop : Makes dad homicidal.
Reverification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).

3. An engineer's 10 engg commandments of Life

1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments ur self.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four lettered word.

4. The Years of Engineering

F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering

is it worth it???

Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas,
hum hoge all clear ek din

Top two Engineering Rumours:
'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm'
'Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at VJTI'

The most dreaded acronym for Engineers :
ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)

The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than 0.025% then that college is engineers dream come true)

Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class

The most important machine for Engineers :
Xerox Machine ( Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)

The most important table in an Engineer's House:
The glass table ( to carry out GT operations, during Night Duty.)

The only queue an Engineer is familiar with:
Submission Queue

An Engineer's favourite watch:
Bird Watch !


Common Engineering Dialogues...

After a paper :
'What is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history'
'I am failing....I got screwed royally'
On being Late
"I thought it is a monday" (lab starts at 10:45 on monday)
"I was searching for the Classroom"
(classic) " Train was late"
During Lecture

"Sushil ka assignment 2 tere paas hai??"
(classic)"Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home now!!!"
(classic2)"Journal sheet hai??"
Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Attendance ho gaya ??"
(classic)"Karna kya hai??"

Unit Test
"Oh F***!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"
(classic)"Aaj kounsa test hai?"

For attendance
(less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I was late , so watchman dint let me in"
"I forgot the I-card , so watchman dint let me in"
(classic)"Utsav (college festival) marketing"
Late submission of assignments
"Maine X ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"
"Electronix ka last date extend hua thaa"
(classic)"I dint know the last date"
Late submission of Journal (for printouts)
"Format pataa nahi thaa"
"Printer is not working today"
(classic) "Friday ko light nahi thee"
VIVA (b4 exam)
"submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Dekh Boss !! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai......
VIVA (general)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala , then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
(Classic) "Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"

Submission

" Ye bhi chhapna hai kya??"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

(classic)"Tujhe Harale ka sign aata hai kya?"
(classic conversation)
A: Ye tune kya likha hai / teri handwriting aisi kyun hai?
B: 1.Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal
2. maine C se likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.
3.Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai woh chhod de.

EXAM
"Jo (mujhe)aata hai , woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas Jejurkar ke notes hai??"
" woh chapter....... mark weightage 6 marks..... (facial expressions speaks the story)"
" nahi samjha to rat le (RBR) "

(classic..... when someone is intensively doing his last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!"

Feeling after Completing Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!

Life 100%???

How to be successful
Truth to make our Life 100% successful..........

If A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, E=5, F=6, G=7, H=8, I=9, J=10, K=11, L=12, M=13, N=14, O=15, P=16, Q=17, R=18, S=19, T=20, U=21, V=22, W=23, X=24, Y=25, Z=26

Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%

L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%


(None of them makes 100%)

...............................
Then what makes 100%

Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!

Leadership? ...... NO!!!!

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100